Blowjobs Can't Save You, Jessica

 

"American Idol" loser and upcoming "Celebrity Rehab" star, Jessica Sierra, was arrested in a Florida club for disorderly intoxication and battery over the weekend. The judge denied her bond. 

 

The MJ Morning Show dug up the police report which states Jessica Sierra was quite entertaining. During her arrest she screamed a few slurs at the cops and kicked one. She told one female cop, "You fucking bitch, I'll kick your ass. I'll fuck you up, you whore."

 

In the patrol car, Jessica threw up all over the backseat. She begged the cops to let her go and told them it would ruin her life. She told one of the cops, "Please don't take me to jail, I'll suck your dick if you don't take me to jail."  When he declined, she called him "the n-word" over and over again. When they arrived at the station she continued to barf and scream racial slurs.

 

Yes, because I'm sure the cop would love a load of vomit all over his dick. Hey, some might. Wait, is that how she made it on American Idol in the first place? Cut to Simon Cowell with a very guilty look on his face. 

 

Source: The Smoking Gun and TMZ