"Deviated Septum"

High School Musical's resident bimbo...no...not Vanessa Hudgens, the other one....no....not Zac Efron, the other one....Ashley Tisdale! Yeah, that skank. She spoke to People Magazine from her home today and admitted to having a nose job on Friday. Bitch works fast to get the word out.

She said, "Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing. The older I got, the worse it got. I went to get it checked out, and the doctor told me the septum was 80 percent deviated and that I had two small fractures on my nose."

"I'm not feeling great today. It's uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this."

Oh, but she's obviously not feeling that awful, because she's talking to People. She also wants everyone to know she didn't do this for vanity.

"I didn't do this because I believe in plastic surgery. I did this to help my health. I literally almost could not breathe out of the right side of my nose. I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me."

You should thank them! Your fans paid for that shit.

Deviated septum my ass! I need to use that excuse for everything. "Oh, I'm sorry I farted while we were fucking, but it's my deviated septum acting up."