His Hand Is On Your Belly

Why must dudes always pose with their hand on the pregnant belly? We get it! Your douche sperm helped create that fetus. Enough said. Here's Joel Madden and Nicole Richie at the launch of their children's foundation. I think they donated like all their baby shower gifts or something. Brangelina better watch it. There's a new charitable couple around the corner.

This was at the Los Angeles Free Clinic this afternoon. Oh how I know that place so well, but for a totally different reason.