Truck Stop Hooker Or Megan Fox?

 

Why is this person famous? There was a time when I thought Megan Fox was hot, but then I quickly realized it was just the testosterone talking. Yes, I have a teensy weensy bit of tesosterone in there. It takes naps next to the memories of my red headed cabbage patch doll. 

 

I mean, she always looks like she's playing Angelina Jolie in a porn movie. If she's going to try and be sexy on the red carpet, she needs to figure out the footwear situation. Those things look like they came from the discount bin at Big Lots. Here's Megan at the "Juno" premiere last night.