Alice Kim Is My Favorite Gold Digger

 

I absolutely adore Nicolas Cage's 23-year-old wife, Alice Kim. I love the fact that they met while she was waiting on him in a sushi restaurant when she was 20. I also love that she got knocked up quickly after they got married. Bitch knows what she's doing! She also looks like the biggest bitch ever. You just know she forces Nic to make Saks Fifth Avenue open up in the middle of the night, because she saw a bag she wanted while flipping through her Vogue magazine.

 

When these two divorce it's going to get ugly and I can't wait. I love that bitch. I want to be her best friend.

 

Here's Alice with her pepaw at the Japanese premiere of "National Treasure: Book of Secrets" in Tokyo.