Soul Sucked Out

 

The ever eloquent Keira Knightley once said, “I believe the Aborigines say that every photo takes away a bit of your soul. It’s very odd but I think there’s some truth in that.” I believe that's what's happening in the photo above.

 

Her soul is being sucked, but the soul-taker realizes the bitch has no soul to take. It's getting a little miffed, because it was promised a soul. It's taking smoke breaks and trying again, but it's coming up empty. 

 

Here's KK wearing a frock she found in the costume closet of the Sioux Falls Ballet Company to the premiere of "Atonement" in Beverly Hills last night.