This Is Some Performance Art Shit

Seriously, this has to be some high-concept performance art. Maybe Britney Spears is some genius artist. This shit is beyond the realms of the unreal. I just want to take every fucking picture of this wreck and put it up in a museum. Picasso can't even paint this kind of mess. HIGH ART!

Anyway, Brit Brit bought another dog yesterday. Yes, another innocent life ruined. You know the dogs at the pet store were all hiding under each other when she came around their cage. They didn't want to get picked! She bought a little baby girl chihuahua. She celebrated by slobbering all over a frapp.

HIGH ART I tell you!