Would You Hit It?

 

Hells yes I'd eff with Steven Tyler! That bitch has screwed so many chicks that I'm sure he knows his way around a hole or two. We're both skinny twigs, so we'd probably start a fire from all the rubbing. We should go on Survivor together.

 

Although, it would take me a while to get over the fact that he sorts of looks like Janice Dickinson. Here's Steven performing with Vince Neil at an event for the Boys and Girls Club of America.