I Think I Just Caught Something

 

Pamela Anderson partied without her husband last night. She partied with that dirty rat Criss Angel and that other magician dude she works with at LAX in Las Vegas. Oh Pamela! Always the epitome of an elegant lady. She looks like she could use a few visits to the free clinic and a few gos through the car wash and please take Criss with you.

 

His jewelry makes Joan Rivers QVC jewelry collection look like some Cartier shit.