Use The Finger!

 

Jeffrey Dean Morgan had his hand all over Gerald Butler's ass at the "P.S. I Love You" premiere last night. Gerry returned the favor by grabbing Jeffrey's ass. If you're going to grab it, GRAB IT. Use the knuckle. Damn. I'd be bouncing on that shit. Gerry later joked to People Magazine, "Jeffrey Dean Morgan rubbing my ass, yeah that's about as good as it gets!"

 

Better than Hilary rubbing your ass, I'm sure. Oh those straight men. Easily amused. Me too.