Monday, December 10th 2007
Firestarter
Celebrity Babylon has some pics of Ashley Olsen throwing a lit ciggie down to the floor. How dare she! Call the cops. I wanna see that troll run from the fuzz in those shoes.
Arrest her! Throw her in the slammer. She's small enough to fit in a hamster cage and could survive on a diet of peanut butter and crackers, so tax payers would save money. She could even live on my desk, but she better not even think of using the hamster wheel in the middle of the night while I sleep.
This bitch is still the hottest troll in all the land. And what the hell is in her Fuji bottle? Tangerine Crystal Light?
ITS MADDOG 20/20 IN THE FUJI BOTTLE. DUH.