Already Spoiled

 

JLo is reportedly having twins, a boy and a girl, and she's already spoiling their asses. Are we surprised? This is the woman who wore mink eyelashes. Rush & Molloy reports that JLo has registered for gifts at Petit Tresor in Los Angeles and is asking for all sorts of overpriced crap. Here's what the bitch wants:

 

2 cashmere outfits, one blue and one pink - $349 each

2 moses baskets - $225 each

1 jogging stroller for two - $560

2 Peg Perego strollers for 2  -  $429 each

 

JLo has also hired Petit Tresor to decorate three nurseries in her 3 homes in Bel Air, Fisher Island and Oyster Bay. Each nursery will reportedly cost her $40,000.  

 

I'm surprised she's not getting them fur coats and Versace gowns. What is the point of a $349 cashmere outfit for a newborn? It's only going to vomit and shit all over it. That baby could give a fuck if it's wearing cashmere.

 

Jogging stroller? I feel sorry for the nanny. You know JLo's fat ass is going to be the one jogging around with the twins. The nanny is. I hope she has a strong heart.