Peta Declares War On The Olsens

 

Peta has gone after the Olsens dedicating an entire website and MySpace to them. They have dubbed them "The Trollsens" and individually named them Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen.

 

They are going after the twins for wearing fur and also including it in their fashion collections.  

 

Peta said, "No one would argue that Mary-Kate and Ashley could use some meat on their bones, but the last thing they need is hair on their backs." 

 

Their MySpace reads: " Hi, we're Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen, and like most trolls, we live under a bridge and wait for furry animals to walk by so we can skin them and wear them as hats. Because we're celebrities, we don't have to live by the same rules that ugly people like you do, and if we want to wrap ourselves up in someone else's skin, or drape our bodies in the rotting remains of someone's family, we totally can! And boy, do we ever. "

 

Like the Olsens give a fuck. They live in their own troll bubble. They probably don't even know what the internet is. They can't be bothered with petty things like that. All they know is high heels and Marlboro Reds.