Ugh

 

Why the hell did Johnathon Scaech go and fuck himself up by getting a pubestache? Being hot is ok, John! There's nothing wrong with it. Embrace it, don't fight it. It's natural. Oh, that's the ex-Mr. Christina Applegate in case you don't know who he is.

 

John showed off his new found fugliness at the premiere of "The Great Debaters" in Los Angeles last night. The movie stars Denzel Washington and was produced by The Great Oprah!!!! Gayle King was also there with some effed up hair.