Scientists Hate Mice

 

Some stupid ass scientists in Tokyo have genetically engineered a mouse that isn't afraid of cats. The scientists tinkered with the mouse's sense of smell. When the mouse smells cats and other predators it doesn't scurry away like it normally would. Instead it sits there like a moron waiting to be eaten. Poor thing. Scientists believe their research could be used to help combat anxiety disorders in humans. Um...we already have something that combats anxiety. It's called Xanax and weed.

 

Aren't there diseases that need a cure? Why the hell are these scientists wasting their time on this shit? The unafraid mice are going to do sex, have millions of babies that will envade our homes. Our cats will then get really stressed out, because they won't be able to kill the unafraid mice fast enough. Then our cats are the ones that are going to need Xanax and pot. They are going to become addicted potheads and we will have to put them in expensive rehab facilities. In the end it's not worth it.

 

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