KFed Now Has a Case in This Custody Battle Thing

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton continued their publicity tour in Malibu yesterday and brought poor SPF into the mix. Why?! What did that kid do to deserve a STD? I mean now that Paris has touched him you know he has one. KFed now has a chance of winning custody. All he has to do is show these pictures to the judge and JJ and SPF will be his and Britney will be given the death penalty. I mean really.....

Where's child protective services when you really need them? Oh and Brit, animal prints are not your friend. I wish that leopard would come to life and eat both of their fug asses.

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