What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?!

I know Bai Ling dresses Bai Ling, but she needs to fire herself as her own stylist. This outfit looks like the fashion show from "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead" and every character in "The Chronicles of Narnia" crashed into each other and exploded all over Bai Ling.

Here's Bai molesting Santey Claus at the "Remember to Give" party last night. Being molested by Bai must be painful. Her nipples are like ginzu knives and could cut through soda cans.

BONUS! Below Bai is that hot ass fashion show from "Don't Tell Mom....." I swear this is the hottest fashion show in the history of fashion shows.