Just Send It Straight To DVD!

 

Tommy Girl's Nazi movie "Valkyrie" has been pushed from July 4th to October 2, 2008 by MGM reports Variety . The movie's director, Bryan Singer, still has to shoot some major battle scene which is supposed to explain why Tommy's character lost his eye. The scene was supposed to be shot outside of the US, but MGM scrapped that. Cheap! Valkyrie wrapped production in October, but the battle scene will be shot in February.

 

We all know how Tommy's character lost his eye. Load to the eye! Sperm is a dangerous thing.  

 

I say, just pull a Jessica Simpson and release that shit on DVD. Nobody wants to that crap. Actually, the only reason I want to see it is to point and laugh at Tommy Girl's gorgeous poodle perm.