You're A Mean One, Ms. Banks

 

Janet Charlton claims Tyra Banks left her staffers high and dry without bonuses this holiday season. A bunch of her staffers left Los Angeles for New York to continue to work on her show. Reportedly Tyra moved her show to New York to be with some man. 

 

Tyra threw a Christmas party at a Lower East Side bar and showed up for a quick minute, but said she was on her way to Italy. Apparently there was no food, but plenty of booze. That sounds like heaven to me. What are they bitching about? Tyra told her staffers during the party, "I want to thank you guys for working so hard- - I have a special guest - here's Santa!" 

 

Santa then came out with a bunch of cheeseburgers from McDonald's, but still no bonus. The party ended with a drunk fight on the street and another staffer needed to go to the hospital via ambulance.

 

SHIT! Booze for days? McDonald's cheeseburgers? Street brawl? Ambulance? That sounds like the damn party of the year. I'm sure your Christmas party will be filled with cheap beer, awkward dancing and maybe, if you're lucky, one of the office sluts getting too drunk and throwing up in a planter.