Britney Is In The Dark

The entire universe knows that Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up, but it looks like no one on the planet Britney lives on told her. Brit Brit went shopping last night and the paps asked her about her sister being pregnant and she responded with, "My sister's not pregnant. Whatever!"

What she should've said is "I'm really high right now and can't deal with that kind of information, so can we just talk about this later?"

It's going to be amazing if she can keep us this act the entire length of her sister's pregnancy.