A Little Nip? A Little Tuck?

 

Jordan's MySpace put out this little bulletin saying she's in the hospital after falling down a flight of stairs in Los Angeles. Luckily, she hasn't had her boobs shrunken yet, so they were able to protect her when she fell. Fake boobs save lives. Shit, those boobs probably got her into that mess. Too top heavy.

While she's there she might as well get those things taken out.

 

I'm sure she'll have all sorts of sordid and explicit hospital tales to tell when she gets out.