The Landers Women Are The Next Big Thing

 

Judy Landers is best known for....well...she's best known for....being on a shit load of 80s tv shows I guess. She was a guest star on The Love Boat, Fantasy Island and Vega$ just to name a few. You know, the good ones. Her sister, Audrey Landers, is probably a little more famous. Audrey was in Dallas and played Val in The Chorus Line movie. Together they were the Landers sisters.

 

WELL! Judy stepped out with her two teenage daughters the other night. TMZ reports that Judy and her two daughters, 18-year-old Lindsey, and 16-year-old Kristy, are all working on a reality show together. Audrey will also be in the show.

 

From their horrendous boob jobs to their fake hair to their vacant eyes...I think I'm in love. I always loved Audrey more, but now I'm head over heels in love with Judy. I mean she should be put in jail for allowing her daughter to butcher her chest like that. I mean her implants are in her armpits!

 

These girls will be big stars. Trust me. Ok they won't, but just play along. It's better that way.