Xtina Schedules In Her Baby's Birthday

 

The Daily Mail claims Xtina is "too posh to push" and that she's scheduled in her baby's delivery for January 10th, but she may need to move that date up since she has a hair appointment on that same day. Nooo, but apparently she did schedule her baby's birth for that day.

 

A source said, "Christina has a C-section scheduled for January 10 but she might need to push the date of the delivery up."

 

Apparently she doesn't want to experience the pain of birth.  

 

Xtina recently had a baby shower and is also planning a second one in the next two weeks. Above is Xtina celebrating her 27th Birthday with Bat Boy the other night.

 

Oh Xtina! Your baby will have to endure the pain of looking at your clown face every single day of his life, so you might as well and grant him the respect and feel the pain just for him. Seriously, that child is going to be like those people on Maury who are deathly afraid of things. He's going to be deathly, deathly afraid of clowns. Especially drag queen clowns.

 

Image: Mr. Paparazzi