Ashley Tisdale Looks Like Shit

 

Ashley Tizzzzzdale needs to go back to bed until her nose miracoulsly goes back to the way it was, so she can try this "deviated septum" surgery again. Her nose job is killing me softly. I thought she was supposed to be sick or something and that's why she cancelled her concerts. Why the hell did she go out last night? Here she is at some event called "Winter Wonderland."

 

I can't wait for her to get a boob job and blame "chest pains" as the reason why she did it. "I had to, because my heart was beating too fast, so the doctor said the implants would slow down the beating."