A Timeless Beauty

 

I never thought I would say this, but I'm actually happy to see this hillbilly twat! With all this Jamie Lynn shit going on, I've been waiting for Shit Shit Spears to do something! Anyway, Brit went out last night to one of the finest restaurants in Southern California, Carl's Jr!! She loves to treat herself like the queen she is.

 

Before that she went shopping at one of those trashy souvenir shops on Hollywood Blvd. and picked up some girly baby items. How thoughtful of Brit. Always thinking of others.

 

People.com reports that Brit is still "shocked" about her sister's pregnancy. Apparently she wanted to "try out a dance routine" at Millenium Dance Complex yesterday, but saw the crowd outside and sped away. Yeah right, somebody told her that there's a 2 for 1 sale on Holiday flavors at Starbucks, so she hit the gas.

 

A source said, "Britney said that she doesn't want to deal with the media because she is still shocked [about Jamie Lynn's pregnancy news]. She feels that she needs peace and quiet."

 

Brit is probably "shocked" about everything, because she's crazy! Brit, you lost your kids! "HUH?" Brit, your sister is knocked up! "WHA?" Brit, that's a dirty tampon you're using to stir your coffee! "HEH?!"