Katie Holmes Needs To Give It Up

Who the hell does Katie Holmes think she is? Bitch you were in Dawson's Creek! Stop acting like you are some refined lady! Don't let Tommy Girl tell you otherwise. You are 29 NOT 49!

And what the hell does she need that huge ass Hermes bag for? It's not like she needs to carry anything. The tracking chip Tommy Girl uses to track her every move is installed inside her, so she doesn't need anything else.

Here's Katie spending Tommy Girl's money at Maxfield's in West Hollywood. She was probably picking him up some pink, silky panties.