Blohan Wants to Bang KFed
The Parasite Hilton/Blohan fued has dragged Britney Spears into the mix. In case you have been trapped in Paris' bagina, Brit and P are now best friends LIKE forever. Blohan was seen driving around Los Angeles blaring KFed's CD. She was dancing to it and creating a scene.
Star Magazine reports that Lindsay also said that KFed was hot and that she wouldn't mind "hooking up with him." If she already hasn't. The news got back to Britney and she responded with, "Tell her please, seriously, take him!"
And then Lindsay told Paris that like Britney said that KFed was so not worth it and then like Nicky Hilton said that she would never do KFed and like Brandon Davis spewed all over like Paris making her like melt on the ground and then Lindz like totally freaked out because Paris spew leaked like all over her boots and then like Britney totally vommed all over the place and like it was like really gross and like Lindz cried and then Brit cried and then like Paris hugged them both and then like a giant meteor hit them all...