Sorry Jess, Nobody Cares About You

 

Jessica Simpson's movie "Blonde Ambition" opened on 8 screens in Texas this weekend before hitting DVD shelves next month. The movie had a triumphant opening this Friday. 48 people paid to see this crap bringing in a total of $384. If each ticket costs $8, that means 6 people went to see this movie at each screen. BOMB. 

 

/film predicts the movie will bring in $1,190 for the entire weekend.  

 

If you ask me this is a success! It would be a success if even 1 person paid to see this. Shit, even 1 person with a comp ticket. I bet you out of those 48, 3 made it to the end and they were probably Simpsons.