Pam Anderson Files for Divorce

Well, when it rains it pours. TMZ reports that Pamela Anderson has apparently filed for divorce from Kid Rock. They were married a quick minute or 4 months. Pam suffered a miscarriage, but that wasn't listed as the reason for divorce. The reason? He beat her ass. NO, kidding. It was irreconcilable differences.

That sucks, it was such a beautiful and elegant wedding! I'm sure Pam will celebrate by sucking Tommy-Lee-Dick!! Me too actually.