Paris Hilton Needs To Give It Up

 

Who the hell does she think she is dressing to the beach like that? Bianca Dupree from "Beverly Hills Teens?" She fucking wishes. She's so trying to be like Zsa Zsa Gabor. That poor little girl needs make a run for it before she's attacked by toxic crabs. Hey...that's a perfect horror movie. The Attack of Paris Hilton's Toxic Crabs!

 

Above is Paris spending her Christmas Day in Hawaii. Stupid skank doesn't deserve it.

 

Image: Pacific Coast News