Spice Thieves Target Posh!

 

Thieves reportedly broke into Posh Spice's dressing room and robbed her no-ass of valuable clothes and shoes. The robbery took place during a Spice Girls concert in Cologne, Germany. The robbers took several high-priced outfits including 2 pairs of shoes worth $11,500 each. They also took a custom robe made for her by Roberto Cavalli that had "Mrs. Beckham" on the front and "Posh" on the back. Please, she can get a new one of those from Land's End. They do custom engraving!

 

A source said, "All the other girls' dressing rooms were untouched, but somebody had clearly been rifling through Victoria's possessions. She was very upset. Fashion means everything to her. She keeps all her old outfits in storage."

 

If you have shoes worth $11,500 laying out and about you deserve to get robbed. I'm suspecting sabotage! They should check Posh's room for "ginge pubes."