The Spandex Twins

 

Dude, are Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan auditioning for "A Chorus Line" or some shit? Crap you buy at Capezio should not be worn in every day life. Linds and Ali were matching spandex twins while eating at Pastis in NYC today. Linds is looking like a hot 45-year-old blind hooker being led by her daughter.

 

I'm not even going to discuss Ali's issues with those spandex pants. Not right.