How Do You Say "Crackhead Crazy" In Norwegian?

 

The Wino and her husband were busted in Norway back in October for drugs and now she has to drag her hive all the way there to appear in court this February. Some lawyer type in Bergen, Norway said, "The Gulating court (in Bergen) sent us a letter dated December 18, 2007, stating that ... this case cannot be tried in absentia."

 

The Wino reportedly claims she was tricked by Norweigan police into signing a confession. Those Norwegians are so tricky and they also have thick ones, but that conversation is for another day.

 

GREAT! Wino can barely cope now and she's like 10-seconds away from her Blaaaaaake. How the hell is she going to handle being in Norway? Breakdown in Norway! I can't wait.