Fetus Or Bloat?

 

Tattoo artiste and reality star, Kat Von D, might be knocked up. During the preview for the new season of "L.A. Ink" Kat declares "I'm pregnant!" But it could've just been a crack making fun of her fucking jelly and grease belly.

 

People have also been leaving her "congratulation" notes on her MySpace . I was under the impression that this chick had her tubes tied! I remember her saying how she never wanted kids, so she tied those suckers up. It could've been the attention whore in her talking or all that ink has messed with her brains. 

 

I'm going to say it's Del Taco and beer bloat. Again, all this "pregnant" gossip shit is probably to promote the new season of her reality show. Get the buzz starting and shit. She was in the same boat Mischa was in. Get a DUI or start a pregnancy rumor!