Eddie Murphy Might Get Married This Weekend

 

Tranny lover Eddie Murphy might marry Tracey Edmonds this weekend in the South Pacific. South Pacific you say? Cue the band! "Bali Haaaaaaiiiiii maaay caalll youuuu....any night....any day....in your heart....you'll hear it caaaaallll you...come away...come away..." Ok, I'm done. Planet Gossip's Marc Malkin claims guests were expected to arrive in Tahiti (so it's not Bali) yesterday.

 

Tracey already said the wedding will be before the end of the year and someplace far...far...away. Yeah far away in her imagination, because I'll be surprised if Eddie goes through with it.

 

This would be the second marriage for both. The couple have 8 children between them. Tracey and Eddie split for a quick second a while ago, but she took him back. Eddie also has been in the new for knocking up Scary Spice and then refusing to believe the baby was his.

 

Don't do it Tracey! You'll only look like a foolio when Eddie gets with another tranny! Save yourself before it's too late. Wash him away! Cue the band! "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair! I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair! And send him on his way!!!!" Fuck, I'm a major homo.