Working Out While Knocked Up

I applaud Jessica Alba's dedication. She was at the gym yesterday working out even though she's knocked up. I know it's the right thing to do, but I would be straight up having a cheese, bread and sugar fest. You're going to get fat, so you might as well go for it wholeheartedly. I would dip apple fritters in fucking marshmallow fluff and drink melted butter. It would be like that. Then right after I had the baby I would stay in the hospital and get all that shit sucked out like Posh Spice does.

Jessica really should skip the gym and instead get a damn facial. No, not the kind of facial you and I get, but the kind you go to a salon for.