Britney is Crashing Me

First of all, thanks to all you for putting up with Dlisted today. It looks like Britney's gut over bagina has driven fear-seekers to this site and has crashed me several times. Sorry!

Speaking of gut over bagina, Paris Hilton's rep claims that their new relationship is a beautiful thing. He said that the two are forming a bond and becoming sisters. He said that Britney looks up to Paris and is grateful that she has taken her under her wing.

I say that Britney has finally signed a deal with the devil and there's no way back. She's so going to do The Simple Life and ruin her already in-the-gutter career. Paris is smart, because next to Britney she looks like an effin goddess. She probably tells her to wear those mini-skirts that show off Brit's tree trunk legs!

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