Constantine Mouralis Has The Greatest Career....EVER!

This past November Constantine Mouralis performed in the underwear section of a Stein Mart in Ohio. He followed that dazzling performance with a sit down at the Oneida Casino in Green Bay, Wisconsin from November 4th to December 28th. No, he didn't perform in the casino's theater. He called Bingo every Friday night! God, he's fucking amazing. Who wants a career like Carrie Underwood or Kelly Clarkson when you can inhale the smoke from 65-year-old women in Wisconsin every Friday night? He didn't even perform! He did a Q&A and then followed it up by calling Bingo. Connie has the best career ever. Where the hell is he going to perform next? A fucking swap-meet parking lot in Waxahachie, Texas?

Constantine forever!!!!