Why Buy The Cow.....

 

Please don't tell me Reggie Bush proposed that slut Kim Kardashian. Why marry the cow when you can get the booty for free or something like that? OK! Magazine reports that 22-year-old Reggie popped the question to 27-year-old Kim in Miami during the New Year holiday.

 

Kim didn't wear a rock on New Year's Eve, but she did tell OK! that she was keeping her private life...private. Yeah, that's why you're in a reality show then? Dumb slut! She said, "One thing I did learn from ‘07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love."

 

Reggie is only 22! He needs to get that booty, get it out of his system and move on. Kim is cute and all that, but she's a slut! She can't help it. She wants as many dicks as possible and there's nothing wrong with that.