Wednesday, January 2nd 2008

That's A Shitty Ass Engagement Ring

 
PageSix.com has pictures of that twit, Asshole Simpson, and her douche walking around in Miami on New Year's day. Ass flashed a ring on her left hand sparking rumors that she's engaged.  
 
I wouldn't be flashing around that crappy ring if I was her. It's probably her promise ring to Papa Joe. There's no way P.J. would let his lil' Ashlee get hitched. He probably made her promise herself to him in one of those creepy Father Daughter Purity Balls
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K