She's Cuntry!

 

Jessica Simpson has started working on her country music album in Nashville. The new album is due sometime this year. Jessica spoke with Billboard about going cuntry.

 

She refused to say who she's working with, probably because she's not working with anyone. She said, "Writing is a release for me. It's a way for me to tell my story. That's not to say I wouldn't record a song that I didn't write. It's just that it has been a while since I have opened the book." She's so funny. Like she knows what a book is.

 

She said she chose country, because she's a cuntry girl at heart. "I grew up in Texas, and country music was what I listened to. I always wanted to make a country album, but I wanted to wait until the time was right."

 

I've got news, now isn't the right time either. The right time is...well..NEVER! Everything Jess touches turns to poo and she just needs to take all her money, invest that crap and go away. She should try John Beck's Free & Clear Real Estate system and leave the showbiz world alone.