I Know What I'm Doing Tomorrow Night

 

DJ Amy Fisher will be laying in down tomorrow night in NYC at her the release party for her own sex tape. Will Mary Jo Buttafuoco be go-go dancing? I want some Mary Jo on a stripper pole and Ramstein on tap! The press release reads:

 

Amy Fisher  dubbed the "Long Island Lolita" by the press, is an American woman convicted of the 1992 shooting of the wife of her lover, (Joseph "Joey" Buttafuoco) with whom she began an affair as a 16 year-old student at Kennedy High School in Bellmore, New York. Fisher served seven years in prison for aggravated assault and was released in 1999. The case drew a great deal of media attention and still continues till this day. Now shes back in the news and DJing...

 

Only in America folks! Actually, they would do this in Britian....and Canada....and Japan.  

 

I say we show up and gay that joint up. Make Amy play some El Debarge, Pebbles and Mary Jane Girls. All the redneck truck drivers that drove hundreds of miles to see Amy Fisher's snatch up close would be so pissed that a bunch of fags and hags ruined their party.