Golden Globes Cancelled

Well, that sucks. One of my favorite sleeping aids, The Golden Globes, has officially been cancelled from TV. The Screen Actors Guild refused to let their bitches cross picket lines. They will instead air an even more boring press conference on NBC News. Actually, maybe that would be a more effective sleep aid than the Golden Globe awards show itself. Sounds good.

You know I'm rather disappointed with the Hollywood Foreign Press for missing an opportunity. They could've made the Golden Globes entertaining without actors. I would've invited porn stars over to announce the winners. They could even keep the name! Porn stars would definitely cross picket lines. Well, you would have to put a dick on the other side, but they would totally do it.

Mary Carey announcing the nominees for Best Actress in a Drama would be genius.

Oh well! If they get Dr. Nancy Snyderman to announce the winners I'll totally watch it.

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