Yes, It's Really Us! Try Not To Stare....

Brangelina graced the Critics' Choice Awards with their royal elegance last night in Santa Monica, CA. People must've fainted as soon as they saw them. They were in the presence of Saints! Brad Pitt finally showed us what was under all these idiotic newsboy caps. It's like Brad's version of the Efron-mop. He looks a little disheveled and rugged, like he just ran from Angelina's deadly coochie. He looks hotter than usual though.

Angelina looks the same.....BORING. She's like a fucking cartoon character. She wears the same thing everyday.