Rosie And Elisabeth Kiss And Make Up

Rosie O'Donnell attended the Broadway opening of The Little Mermaid last night where she confessed to People that she has made up with Elisabeth Hasselcrack. Lesbos! Rosie said she sent baby gifts to Elisabeth's new son Taylor Thomas, "He's very, very cute. I saw him on TV, and I sent him a lovely gift, and [she and Hasselbeck] have been e-mailing each other. And peace prevails."

"We e-mail back and forth. She seems good. She looks like she adopted, like she didn't give birth. She looks perfectly fit and gorgeous already."

Wow, Rosie's in a great mood. I thought she was going to hate Elisabeth for the rest of her life. Too bad her skin doesn't fit the inside. I'm sure that's what the inside of Paris Hilton's ass cheeks look like. Rosie stays out of the damn sun. It's making you look like you have an STD on your face.

Here's Rosie with her love-love-lover Kelli last night.