These People Are Still Alive?

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that executives came up with this next idea during an acid binge. Important meetings should not be conducted with the Grateful Dead playing in the background. PageSix.com reports that there are plans for a Sanjaya variety show with his sister. The show will be called "The Sanjaya and Shyamali Show." Creative! It should be called "The Gong Show," because that's what it's going to be like. People are going to boo the hell out of these two hacks.

Sanjy's manager said they are talking to MTV for a pilot. He is also working on a CD. Can we pass a new law that when American Idol ends each season all the contestants must never be heard from again.

I have a better idea for MTV. Dumb that skank Tila Tequila and replace her with Sanjaya for "A Shot At Love 2." It's pretty obvious that Sanjy is strictly dickly even though he claims he likes the puss. I want to see him struggle with his thirst for dick.