As Normal As Normal Can Be

Katie Holmes is really starting to make Tommy Girl look younger and more boyish. I think that's his plan. She looks like she raided Lauren Bacall's closet. She's looks like a fucking fading Broadway star about to begin her European farewell tour and he's her young son that's sort of slow.

She's wearing a fucking robe and not even a sexy robe. It's like a robe my grandmother wore. Her "bad robe" as we called it. Why is Katie letting Tom do this to her? $3 million a year is not worth it.

Here's these two alien crazies meeting Jerry Seinfeld for dinner in NYC last night.