She's Next

I'm waiting for the day that I hear "George Clooney's girlfriend is pregnant." It's coming. Sarah Larson is looking at me in that picture like, "Yeah, I got this." She better, because Georgie doesn't keep the girls around for long. Homegirl better be sticking holes in the condoms or fish them out of the trash can and freeze that sperm. Sarah's a mannequin, but I know she can get knocked up.

Here's George and his love wax figure girlfriend at the National Board of Review Awards in NYC last night.