What's Gayer Than Gay?

Ahahahaha! Here's the first picture of Clay Gayken in Spermalot on Broadway. Clay begins performances on January 18th. You know Claymates are splitting their pants over this. They are probably splitting their pants, because they are on their 10th twinkie for the afternoon, but this is certainly helping things. Claymates are creating all sorts of panty pudding from looking at this picture.

I don't know whether to laugh or throw up. I think this shit turned me straight. Quick! Put a Bette Davis movie on!

Source: PageSix.com