Britney Stinks And She Knows It

Osama Lutfi spoke to Ryan Seacrest on 102.7 KISS-FM this morning to dispel all the rumors about Brit Brit. Oh and by "dispel" I mean lie about them. Ryan kept asking to speak to Brit, so Osama went into her room. That's when we hear her scream, "Get out, I'm naked, get out!" She tells Osama she's going to take a shower. She goes on to say, "I stink, 'cause I'm a human being. Shut the door, I'm nasty!" Osama also introduces a dude named Chad. Chad is somehow involved in Britney's life, but he "doesn't really know how." Resident drug dealer I'm guessing.

Osama told Ryan that Brit is not pregnant and not getting married. He seemed hesitant though.

That Brit is such a joker! Like she was really taking a shower. Keep the jokes coming Brit. She stinks, because she's a ball of grease not because she's human. Nice try.

Click here to listen to the interview if you care

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